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Respect your Elders
Posted by ThePragmaticPsychic | Saturday, September 19, 2009 1:04 AM
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Shit My Dad Says (Twitter) is Justin Halpern's already-famous log of his dad's exclamations on life. This old guy has everyone wetting their Depends with his snarky wit. Try: "Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer."
America the Beautiful
Posted by ThePragmaticPsychic | Monday, July 27, 2009 2:14 PM
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USofA (Twitter) pokes fun at ourselves and our overindulgent, oversensitized, overcommercialized lives. Favorite Tweet? That's easy: "Got $787 Billion in my pocket and it's almost the weekend. Who wants to party?"
Enjoy the profounditudenessity of Duhism!
Posted by WhipClash | Tuesday, July 21, 2009 1:44 PM
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Duhism (Twitter) illustrates the profound bluntness of clarity found when that obvious and self-describing three-letter word is uttered from one's lips. (what was all that blather anyway?) Favorite quote: "Hold no man responsible for what he says in grief, or when the Victoria's Secret catalog arrives,' says Bob Tzu. Oh... Almost forgot... Duh!
Terry Turd
Posted by ACDCnKC | Sunday, June 14, 2009 9:13 PM
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We follow politicians, we follow washed up actors, and now we follow... Turds. Crap. Pretty much the same thing, right? Terry Turd (Twitter) says: "Beautiful day for a dip! **Splash**"
Chicken Whisperer
Posted by LakeGuy | Wednesday, June 10, 2009 9:04 PM
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He's the host of Backyard Poultry (Twitter) with the Chicken Whisperer, a nationally broadcast weekly radio show about keeping backyard poultry. Something smells foul here.
Texts from Last Night
Posted by Vanessa Perry | Monday, May 25, 2009 7:12 PM
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TFLN (Twitter) is actually a feed from the official website www.textsfromlastnight.com whereby you can send in your own Late-Night-Drunken text messages with your area code to tag yourself. A couple of favs: "(484): I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem" or "(440): The ticket read: Found nude in a tree"
Cat Food for the Soul
Posted by DoodleDee | Tuesday, May 12, 2009 7:19 PM
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Oh well, your typical My-Pet-on-Twitter-Rambles-on-and-on. Yeah, it's that, but who doesn't love a talking cat? Sockington (Twitter) keeps coming up with the purr-fect daily chatter to elicit a smile: "RED DOT WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN hey dude it's been boring without you WOAH HEY COME BACK run run run run run run"
Bad Invention: Playground Catapult
Posted by thefreshradical | Tuesday, May 05, 2009 12:03 AM
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Anything that rhymes with OddNod deserves to be published but OddTodd (Twitter), really is funny with his EARLY MORNING BAD INVENTION quote of the day. Early Morning Bad Invention: Hunting Hat w/ Antlers. Early Morning Bad Invention: Square Racetrack. Early Morning Bad Invention: Flutter - A snail-mail version of Twitter.